Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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