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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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