- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Women's rights

Knock knock open

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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