- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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