- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Chicken

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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