What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Misner is a twat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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