what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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