So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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