- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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