- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.