- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Men

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How High is a Chinese man

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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