- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Help I'm being raped!

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Banana Hamock.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

OIO

Lewis

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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