how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Amazing

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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haha

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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