- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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