- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

hey justin

Knock Knock? Come in.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats my name? Matt

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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