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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats green? The color green.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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