- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

The Oakland Raiders

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

pull my finger (farts)

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

autsim

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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