Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

everyone dislike this

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

pobody's nerfect

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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