- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A sober Irish individual.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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