- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Pianos.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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