why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Anti Joke

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