- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

a man was shot.... he died

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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