- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Rush Limbaugh

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

knock knock There's no door

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

robin, get in the car.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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