- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Albino African Americans

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Nice belt.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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