- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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