i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Black People

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Anti Joke

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