- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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