Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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