robin, get in the car.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Patriarchy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Netflix and chill

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

hers a joke... japanese people

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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