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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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