- Anti Joke

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side