- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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