You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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