- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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