Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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