- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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