What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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