That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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