- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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