What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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