- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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