- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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