- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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