- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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