What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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