"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Who wants $300? Me too.

your face is kinda funny

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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