What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Who is it?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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