- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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