How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Black people

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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