Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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