Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Jake. Walsh.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Anti Joke

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