- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Women's Rights

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Immigration Laws

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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