- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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