what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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