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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

can you touch your toes? no

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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