- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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