bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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robin, get in the car.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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