Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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WILLY

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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