What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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the WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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