- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

The queen having a shit

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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