A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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