What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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He--Hey guys

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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