- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A black student graduated High School

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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