- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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