It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Dont read this joke

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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