- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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