Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

So a seal walks into a club.

Anti-jokes are funny.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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