- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Kameron Brown is gay.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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