When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

hi penis ham telephone

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Robin get in the batmobile!

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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