What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why? Why not?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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