What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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I am a women

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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