- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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