A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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The queen having a shit

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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