What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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