- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock Knock. Come in.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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