What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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