do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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