What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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