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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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