Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

what goes boo a sock

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A seal walks into a club.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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