What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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black people

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Sixty... eight

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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