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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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