- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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