- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A bar walks into a man

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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