So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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