What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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