- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

hi dave

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

wael.. nuff said

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

jd and zach loves vigina

I think everybody should have a penis.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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