Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Lololol

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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