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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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