- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

hello

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Jovan

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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