Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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25.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Anti Joke

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