- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I just drank a cola.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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