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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

WNBA

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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