- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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