- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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