Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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