why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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