What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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You will not press the like button.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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