Penis

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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minorities

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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