- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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