- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The child was fired from his job.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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