- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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