- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

non poop

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

where is the world?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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