- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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