- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what kind of dog can tiptoe

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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