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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A Duck walks into a bar.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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