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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Where's my tractor?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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