It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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hey justin

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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