- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Who is John Galt?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

women's rights

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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