Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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