A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Caramel Boing.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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