Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's 9 + 10 19

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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