Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

thumb_up thumb_down -11

NASCAR

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops