Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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