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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I am a mime

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

You're a big fat monkey.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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