How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Women's rights.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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WNBA

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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