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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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