- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A Mormon walks into a bar

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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