a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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the WNBA

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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