- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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