What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Rush Limbaugh

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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