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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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