- Anti Joke

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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