Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Your mother is so fat.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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