- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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