- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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