What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What would u like to drink?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what's catchy? A cold

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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