Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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