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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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