- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mum

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

whats up and also down? your mum

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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