Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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the WNBA

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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