"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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