Face Hunter is scum

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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