Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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