knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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