Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

My Butthole.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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