- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Jimmy Saville

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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