Dumbledore dies.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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