Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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