A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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