- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

jibby jobby

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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