- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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