- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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