What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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hey hey apple

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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