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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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