how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Hail Heetluh

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Your mom.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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