I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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