- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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