Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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