ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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