- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

were at work systems r down

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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