Jack Stevens

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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