- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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