Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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