STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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T u r n i p s

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What would Muhammed do?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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