Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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